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This says it all -----
There once was a happy fly buzzing around a barn one day. She happened upon a large pile
of manure. Since it had been hours since her last meal and she felt hunger pangs. She flew
down to the irresistible delicacy and began to munch out.
She ate......
And ate......
and then....she ate some more!!
Finally she decided she'd had plenty. She washed her face with her tiny front legs,
belched a few times, then attempted to fly away.
But...Alas...she had pigged out far too much and could not get off the ground.
She looked around wondering what to do about this unpleasant situation.
Then she spotted a pitchfork leaning upright against the barn wall.
She'd found a solution!! She realized if she could just become airborne,she
would be able to fly again. So...she painstakingly climbed to the top of the handle. Once
there, she took a deep breadth, spread her tiny fly wings, and leaped confidently
into the air.
She dropped like a rock and splattered all over the floor... Dead Fly....
The moral of this sad story??
"Never fly off the handle when you know you are full of shit."
--beej Feb 20/01